THE PASSION OF MEL GIBSON... 4-7-04

While we at The Rumour Mill pride ourselves on bringing you the latest in cutting edge bullshit (cue Skychopper 4 commercial intro music), at times even we fall prey to actual happenings, and feel it our goal to point out the ridiculous. Masters of the bleeding obvious, we are. Strangely enough, though, a sealed envelope was found at the revolving door to our multimillion dollar office complex (or as we like to call it, The Godagon) in Hamtramck, MI. After the Hazmat team and bomb squad had left the scene (one can never be too careful, you know), we opened the envelope to find the following information, and publish it here to give you a little taste of what's to come with the release of The Passion Of The Christ on DVD.

Planned DVD Extras for The Passion Of The Christ:

Auditions For The Role Of Christ:	Set Construction Featurette:
Upcoming Pics From The Mary Magdalen Playboy Pictorial:	Roundtable Discussion With
Scott Stapp On The Passion: A Musician's Perspective:

ALSO:
Bonus Feature-Length Commentary From Jesus Himself (Only someone with the bank Mel Gibson has could bring you this!!)

Footage Of The Jesus Vs. Judas Afterlife Ultimate Fighting Championship

Larry King Live: The Jesus Interview

Alternate Ending (In which Jesus doesn't die!!)